March 2012
This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
alyssatumbles:
kyutelittlefox:
My reaction to the first 50 minutes of this episode:
My reaction to the last 5 minutes:
Accurate. Sad and accurate.
wake up: exhausted
12 pm: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
artisticallyinsaneblog:
ohh-jaah:
...
Why didn't they show Reid babysitting, though.
fallonious:
meatmodel:
my talents include bullshitting essays at 12am
reblog if it's your first february 29 on tumblr.
our-onedirection:
askdrreid:
things no one wanted to see: the entire unsub story
things everyone wanted to see: reid babysitting, girl’s night, more beth/hotch
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
Watchperuvian-diego:
I AM CRYING OMFG
OLOLOLLOLOLOL
“MEGAN?”
"What could possibly go wrong?" - Reid
daylovescriminalminds:
I can think of a couple things.
What? It's over?
criminalmusings:
I like how Hotch is gonna go out to eat when he just went for a swim.
“Excuse me, waiter, do you have a bigger napkin? Someone left a lake in my chair.”
FATHER IS GOING TO COMMIT.... OH MY GOD!!!!!
Which do you prefer,
daylovescriminalminds:
annieway:
daylovescriminalminds:
Dr. Reid with long hair or short hair?
You’re trying to make me choose between this:
and this?
Maybe…. haha
ididntwhore:
okay team lets get our Kevlars on and have Morgan kick in the door and hold up some guns and do some negotiating and GET TO THE TRAITHLON SCENE
love
the entire fucking fandom
That awkward moment when you find a bloody...
criminalmusings:
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT THINGS WERE GOING WELL
"Do you wanna watch something else?"
criminalmusings:
Yes, the end of this episode.
Wtf is that, a poop sandwich?
Dude they are just chilling out eating dinner...
ohmyreid:
“Hows the pot roast dear?”
“Oh it’s very good. Oh look! Dead girl walking.”
“Let’s get her. We can eat later.”
I hate it when skinny people say they are fat and... →
the-absolute-best-gifs:
Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
Whatever you're doing, keep it up!
criminalmusings:
(killing prostitutes!)
When a "massive" fan of Matthew Gray Gubler says...
narriel:
whyhasshe:
About no one in particular
Or how about when they spell his middle name with an “E”? (Grey)
psychologist-in-training:
JJ + 5 hour energy.
She’ll solve the case by herself.
Watchh0ttndanger0us:
WHAT THE FUCK IS LEAP YEAR? REBLOG IF U ARE WONDERING TOO.
This girl is so stupid. What the fuck are you even talking about? Do you actually pay attention in science class or did you just not go to school? And she’s a fucking rude-ass about it too.
Watchnarriel:
rocketskipper:
devmarieee:
cutmylifeintopiecess:
forgetthesocialscene:
laughingstation:
OH MY GOD IM CRYING
it’s back
how did he even… ? i dont even know anymore
literally burst out laughing omfg
oh my god
We should make reblogging this a Tumblr rule.
OH MY GOD.
SLOTHHHH
Best thing I’ve seen in awhile.
I can’t breathe
ROFL
Stop going on Tumblr
That awkward moment when your mom sits down next...
Time to refresh facebook like an idiot…
Time to open paint and draw butterflies and unicorns.
Time to look at clothes on clothing websites.
Time to check your e-mail.
But not get on tumblr because porn might randomally show up on your dash.
parents: you are on the computer too much, do something else
me: can i go to a friends house or have some money
parents: no
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Reblog if you didn't find Tumblr through MTV
mychemicalmandy:
intricatedivinity:
kickinitinthesticks:
Tumblr was on MTV?
sweet jesus the notes!
Hahaha, “Tumblr was on MTV?”, my exact thought and look on my face…..
i forgot mtv even existed
What the hell was Tumblr on MTV?
Seriously though, when was Tumblr on MTV?
Ah guys can I just point something out....
theneverendingdrums:
t92marihoene:
vulcanears:
whoviackian:
fringewithbenedicts:
twoframesoutofstep:
That is all…
Why, what’s this?
WHAT
You can not escape Johnlock. Just give in…
lolololol
I approve.
Do you think TG knows his Lycra smothered body is...
ididntwhore:
criminalmusings:
I think he’s fully aware.
i keep forgetting theres an actual case tonight oops
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